If we didn’t, there would be at least one female finalist in the World’s Best Gay Urban Blog category of the The Urbs: 2005 Urban Blogging Awards, wouldn’t there? Maybe people felt that a “gay” category is a category for gay men. Maybe there would have been a “lesbian” category if there were nominations for queer female bloggers. What comes first – the nominations or the category?

That fact that all of you didn’t nominate me for the World’s Hottest Urban Blogger award is a whole other topic. And I was going to buy everyone hats like Ralph’s for Festivus. Now you get nothing.