Why you should visit Joey Comeau’s site for his book Lockpick Pornography:

“True or false,” I say, “A man should never hit a woman.”

“True,” she says without hesitation. I pause a moment like I’m taking note of her answer. In reality, I’m sitting on the edge of Chris’ dining room table leaving smudge marks. He’s uptight about it. “Always use a coaster. Always use a coaster.”

“Wrong.” I say into the phone. “No. No. No. Hasn’t it ever occurred to you that gender is an illusion? I mean, what if a pussy little faggot punched one of those chunked up body builder girls with a clit like a three foot cock? I mean, that right there is vaginal-dentata-night-terrors three feet from being realized, isn’t it?”

Thanks for telling me about it, Jen!