If someone steals $100 from you, call the police. If they steal $100,000, call the FBI. But if you’re the CEO of a Fortune 500 company and your chief financial officer embezzles $100 million on your watch, call Judd Risk Management.

Eyes premiers tonight on ABC. I’m so excited. I got bored with Desperate Housewives quite a while ago. I think they may be a little too desperate for me.

And Rick Worthy’s character, Chris Didion, is gay and they don’t make a fuss over it.