I’m open to suggestions.

Perez Hilton’s traffic quadrupled in one week. Why? Do you know? Anything to do with Britney “stuff?”

I’d settle for doubling my traffic in a month. But I’m just not willing to “share” in a Britney kinda way. Not on this website, anyway.

I’m kidding.

Maybe.

5 Comments so far

  1. Marti Abernathey on December 22nd, 2006

    ;) Are you willing to sell your soul? Your integrity? I don’t see any skin here… chop chop… LESBIANS KISSING!!!! That would be a start. Rumors of Jen dating Michael Sweet, um….

    Dear god, no… go to google and type in:
    lead singer for stryper

    There are some things you DON’T want to be known for.

    I need to go kill myself now.

    :p

    In summation:
    More lesbians
    More cheating
    More skin
    More… lesbians.
    cept the butch ones. Cause they look like men.

    and that’s just gross.

  2. ModFab on December 22nd, 2006

    No, don’t do it! Perez Hilton has the intelligence of an amoeba, and the critical importance of wallpaper. His appeal is rooted in cruelty and idiotic banter. In short…everything that DDOQ is not!

  3. Jami on December 22nd, 2006

    It’s not about what DDOQ is not - it’s what it can become! How low can she go? Oh, wait … that could be taken wrong, couldn’t it? I think Marti has the right idea, though: MORE QUEER PRURIENT INTEREST items! :)

  4. Jen on December 22nd, 2006

    More bar-brawling cheerleaders?

    I can’t date Michael Sweet now that I’m following Penelope Cruz’s example and trying to grab Maria’s tush in public to make slow lines move faster.

  5. Maria on December 22nd, 2006

    Fine. Here are your “lesbians.”

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