Brangelina (holy hypocrisy, Batman, I actually just typed that word after swearing off all things “Bennifer”-esque) won’t marry until all consenting adults in the U.S. can have equal marriage rights.

“Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able,” the 42-year-old actor reveals in Esquire magazine’s October issue, on newsstands Sept. 19.

Angie. I don’t know what I expected him to call her, but not that. Does “Angie” sound like the name of a woman who used to wear blood in a vial around her neck?

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