If you want tomatoes on a Wendy’s sandwich (like one from their 99-cent menu, for example), you’re gonna have to ask for them. Wendy’s spokesman Bob Bertini says the “restaurants” had to adopt a new tomato policy in late December because of crop damage due to Florida hurricanes. Wendy’s “hasn’t been able to secure tomatoes with the quality and quantity” they would like.

Is anyone else as amused by this as I am?