But We’re Cheerleaders
Renee Thomas and Angela Keathley, two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders, were arrested and taken to Hillsborough County Jail early Sunday after having sex with each other in a restroom stall at a bar, angering those waiting in line. If they would have just had sex on a pool table like any other self-respecting lesbian cheerleaders would have, those people in line wouldn’t have had to pretend they were angry because of the waiting when they really just wanted to watch. So girls, next time remember the little things that can make everyone happy.
Charges and stuff:
Thomas was charged with battery for allegedly striking a bar patron when she was leaving the restroom, then landed in even more trouble after police said she gave officers a driver’s license belonging to another Panthers cheerleader who was not in Tampa.
Thomas, who made the trip to Florida for Sunday’s game between the Panthers and Tampa Bay Buccaneers, was released from jail on $500 bail before police learned she was not the person she claimed to be.
Detectives were trying to determine how Thomas got the driver’s license of a third cheerleader.
Providing police with a false name is a misdemeanor. However, Thomas was charged Monday with giving a false name and causing harm to another — a third-degree felony punishable by probation or a jail term of one to five years, said police spokeswoman Laura McElroy.
Keathley, charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest, was released on $750 bail about an hour before the Panthers played the Bucs at Raymond James Stadium.
Oh, I like YOUR title much better than mine!
Hot Lesbian Sex Lands Hot NFL Cheerleaders in Jail; but we’re not writing about it
When we first read the story of the two red hot Carolina Panther cheerleaders arrested at a bar called “Banana Joes” for engaging in steamy sex in a public restroom, we evaluated whether or not the story was Independent Sources material….
[...] Renee Thomas and Angela Keathley, recently arrested after having sex with each other in a restroom stall at a bar have been asked to pose nude in Penthouse Magazine. Here’s their chance at the pool table (mentioned in the previous post linked to above - Penthouse, don’t forget to mention me somewhere under their “My ideal man is funny, mature and intelligent” quotes). [...]
[...] Angela Keathley has released a statement claiming that there was no sex between her and Renee Thomas. Angela says she was crying over running into an ex-boyfriend (of course the story includes a man to prove that they are not, like, lesbos) and Renee was comforting her. That’s her story and she’s sticking to it. [...]
[...] I know you remember the cheerleaders. New news - Melissa Holden, a woman who claims that Victoria Renee Thomas “intentionally, willfully and maliciously assaulted and battered†her, is suing Thomas for over $15,000. [...]
[...] I knew there had to be new cheerleader news when I noticed this post getting popular again. [...]
[...] Previous cheerleader posts here, here, here, here, and here. [...]