LESBIANS everywhere swooned when Cynthia Nixon, famous for playing sassy lawyer Miranda on “Sex and the City,” revealed she’d left her longtime boyfriend for a woman late last year.

But jaws are now hitting the floor as Nixon’s mystery miss, Christine Marinoni, finally emerges reluctantly into the spotlight.

Far from choosing a supermodel or movie star, the stylish Nixon is in love with a left-wing education activist who never touches a tube of lipstick – let alone a pair of Jimmy Choos.

What was I just saying about it being completely acceptable in this society to tell women who they should be with? You’ve got to read this article. It’s Why would she be with her? She’s just a regular lesbian. tone would have you think you should choose your girlfriend like you choose your shoes. As if someone being “hot” would guarantee my happiness with them.

And while we are on the topic of how to choose who you date, it seems that I have been trying to make a statement. I had no idea.

“Wow. I would have expected Cynthia to go for a very glamorous lipstick lesbian or maybe a really butch, glossy leather dyke to make a bold statement, but she’s gone for your average, cozy Park Sloper,” said Dr. Matt Pius, 30, who was drinking in neighborhood lesbian-owned bar Ginger’s on Tuesday night with his boyfriend.

My favorite part is where Christine’s (Nixon’s girlfriend) colleague feels the need to share her good qualities (that make up for her looks!). They cut this out of the online version, but lucky for you I’ve got the paper. See how great I am?

“Christine is really smart, well-connected and really fun to be around because she has such a great sense of humor,” says a colleague.

“Plus she’s a great dancer. She’s the type of person people want to hang out with and I’m not surprised at all that someone like Cynthia Nixon would be attracted to her. The photos don’t do her justice.”