Queer Penguins Back in the News
Author: Editor
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Comments(1) Unlike Silo, the Central Park penguin who left his male partner last year for a female penguin named Scrappy, six male penguins at a zoo in Germany continue to refuse to mate with the “stand-offish” females who were sent to seduce them. Gotta get the sexy, suggestive waddle down, girls. It’s all in the waddle.
Oh. So it’s sexy when THEY waddle but is it sexy when I waddle? Noooooooo. Apparently it’s also unsexy when I flop forward on my belly and slide into the pool that way.